This one is a real Marmite scent: you'll either adore its sweet, creamy, vacation-in-a-bottle vibe or find it a sickly, synthetic mess, like a car air freshener or some sort of cleaning product. Expect a huge dose of vanilla with a side of coconut and sometimes banana. Fair warning, many find it has zero staying power, a total letdown for the price.

A divisive gourmand that swings from 'absolute heaven' to 'burnt chemical mess'. If you're after a photorealistic dessert in a bottle, and are willing to take the maceration gamble, this might just be your next obsession. Expect compliments, or confused stares, with little in-between.