This one's a fleeting fancy: a delicious banana custard that sadly vanishes quicker than your weekend plans. It's a genuine gourmand treat, but don't expect it to stick around - the community's unanimous on that point.

This one is a real Marmite scent: you'll either adore its sweet, creamy, vacation-in-a-bottle vibe or find it a sickly, synthetic mess, like a car air freshener or some sort of cleaning product. Expect a huge dose of vanilla with a side of coconut and sometimes banana. Fair warning, many find it has zero staying power, a total letdown for the price.