This one is a real Marmite scent: you'll either adore its sweet, creamy, vacation-in-a-bottle vibe or find it a sickly, synthetic mess, like a car air freshener or some sort of cleaning product. Expect a huge dose of vanilla with a side of coconut and sometimes banana. Fair warning, many find it has zero staying power, a total letdown for the price.

Prepare your wallet for a beating because this is a controversial masterpiece; a luxurious, tropical-gourmand skin-scent that has no orange, little oud, and an eye-watering price tag. Some love its intoxicating sweetness, others find it too cloying or overpriced.