This one's a real paradox - some find it a sublime spa-like retreat, others get hit with a distinct fish-market funk. Expect a clean, natural aroma, but brace yourself for polarising aquatic notes that might lean a bit briny on your skin. A very subtle freshie with a surprisingly loud minority of detractors.

This is a fragrance of legendary status, a meme in a bottle. Reviewers suggest it possesses supernatural powers, granting wealth, irresistible sex appeal, and even miraculous healing. Whether it's a joke or a genuine masterpiece is up for debate, but its impact is undeniable.