This one is a real Marmite scent: you'll either adore its sweet, creamy, vacation-in-a-bottle vibe or find it a sickly, synthetic mess, like a car air freshener or some sort of cleaning product. Expect a huge dose of vanilla with a side of coconut and sometimes banana. Fair warning, many find it has zero staying power, a total letdown for the price.

This much-hyped gourmand is a divisive beast. For some, it's a nostalgic, creamy pear delight. For others, it's a synthetic, cloying mess that smells like cheap air freshener or even curdled milk. Best sampled before a blind buy.