Indult Tihota. The vanilla that launched a thousand takes, and a hefty dose of internet hype. If you want a straightforward (expensive) vanilla done well, this is it. But if you're expecting complex magic, prepare for disappointment. It's a simple pleasure, albeit one many deem atrociously overpriced.

Vanilla Bean Noel is a divisive gourmand. When it hits right, it's a wonderfully sweet, lactonic vanilla dream that evokes pure comfort. But, be warned, some batches and skin chemistries turn it into a total stinker. You'll either love smelling like a sugar cookie or hate smelling like 'vomit and ass'.