This one's a proper sweet shop banana gourmand, but don't expect realism. Some find it a delight from the off, others need to let it macerate, and for a few, it's just a synthetic mess. It's a love-it-or-hate-it affair, with a surprising amount of debate around banana candy vs. actual banoffee pie.

Vanilla Bean Noel is a divisive gourmand. When it hits right, it's a wonderfully sweet, lactonic vanilla dream that evokes pure comfort. But, be warned, some batches and skin chemistries turn it into a total stinker. You'll either love smelling like a sugar cookie or hate smelling like 'vomit and ass'.