Vanilla Voyage is a divisive gourmand. Some reckon it's a buttery vanilla dream with beast mode performance, a true compliment magnet. Others find it a synthetic nightmare of burnt rubber, plastic, and screechy notes. Best sample before committing, but if it works for you, it's an absolute steal for the price.

This one's a proper head-scratcher. Some reckon it's a boozy, caramelised dream, a dark and seductive vanilla for the grown-ups. Others are getting nothing but synthetic Play-Doh, baby wipes, or even bathroom cleaner. Definitely try before you buy, unless you fancy a gamble.