État Libre d'Orange Frustration genuinely lives up to its name, proving to be a polarising blend. While some find it a cosy, deeply satisfying gourmand with an addictive nutty vanilla, others are utterly repelled by its intensity, likening it to rancid butter, peanut butter, or even burning tyres. It's a love-it-or-hate-it affair, so definitely sample.

If you're after a boozy apple pie in a bottle, Kismet Magic absolutely delivers; it's a stellar dupe, often outperforming its pricier inspiration and beloved for its festive, cozy vibe. However, be warned: that initial cognac blast can be a bit much for some, and a few find it a touch synthetic.