Hindu Kush is a divisive beast, a love-it-or-hate-it scent that dares to be different. Expect a strong opening that mellows into something uniquely alluring, but be warned: this isn't a safe blind buy. Sample first, or risk smelling like a fish stall or a head shop, depending on your skin chemistry and olfactory luck.

This one's a divisive throwback - a patchouli bomb that some absolutely rave about for its unique icy freshness, while others find it a bit too much or just plain weird. It's discontinued now, so if you're curious, good luck finding a bottle that isn't astronomically priced.