Xyrena 2026 EDT

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The Breakfast Club

by Killian Wells

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Xyrena The Breakfast Club is an Eau de Toilette launched in 2026, created by Killian Wells. The Breakfast Club settles into a heart of Cereals, Paper, Cedar, and Cannabis. Xyrena's The Breakfast Club carries a Statement verdict, a woody-led wear.

If your dream is to smell like a forgotten GCSE art project covered in sugar, then The Breakfast Club is here to make your day. This is niche for niche's sake, a film tie-in that frankly has nothing to do with fragrance.
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The Breakfast Club Eau de Toilette bottle

Scent Profile

Composition

Timeline

Showing: Overall Blend

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Performance & Mood

Performance

Longevity
Moderate (4-6h)
Projection
Intimate
Intensity
Light

Mood

Mood Energising
Calming
Character Playful
Serious
Sentiment Uplifting
Brooding

When To Wear

Best Seasons

Best For:
Spring Fall

Its aromatic, cannabis and paper composition leans towards spring and autumn.

Best Occasions

Best For:
Casual

The odd, synthetic nature of this scent makes it a non-starter for formal or office settings. Casual wear is its best bet, where its unique character might be appreciated, but it's certainly not a crowd-pleaser for dates.

Ethics and formulation

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About

Imagine the inside of an old paper factory, layered with a bizarre medley of sweet and synthetic. It kicks off with a weirdly addictive cereal note, quickly joined by the dry, slightly dusty scent of paper. A hint of industrial rubber and green cannabis adds an unexpected edge, all while a sickly sweet cotton candy tries to soften the blow. It's a challenging, almost industrial aroma, rounded out by a faint, grounding cedar.

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