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Which Should You Buy?
This is a photorealistic tea scent that smells absolutely gorgeous, but it's a criminal understatement performance-wise. Prepare for disappointment given the insane price tag - this is for tea obsessives with money to burn, and only if you plan to reapply every hour.
London Funk is a proper divisive ol' scent, love it or hate it. Some find it a fresh, green wonder, others are saying it smells like a sweaty British Christmas tree or a dodgy men's changing room. Definitely one to sample first - this ain't for blind buying, mate.
Scent Profile
| Citrus | 0% | 8% |
| Floral | 0% | 1% |
| Fruity | 0% | 5% |
| Green | 38% | 29% |
| Sweet | 1% | 2% |
| Warm | 5% | 9% |
| Woody | 28% | 30% |
| Earthy | 16% | 10% |
| Animalic | 0% | 5% |
| Fresh | 21% | 25% |
Mood
Notes
Top Notes
Top Notes
Heart Notes
Heart Notes
Base Notes
Base Notes
Accords
Performance
Season and Occasion Fit
Seasons
Versatile across every season - no clear seasonal preference from wearers.
Occasions
Its extremely weak performance makes it ideal for intimate settings like the office where you don't want to offend. However, this same poor longevity means it struggles in any other scenario, especially dates or formal events where you'd want more presence. You'd be reapplying constantly on a casual day out.
Seasons
A warm-weather pick - at its best in spring and summer.
Occasions
Its potent initial projection and unique, sometimes challenging 'funk' make it less suitable for formal or office settings. However, its fresh, green character and good sillage lend it to being a conversational piece in casual and some date situations, especially in warmer weather.
Similarity Breakdown
Both share Green, Aromatic, Fresh Spicy accords and Cedar, Mate notes
Subtle differences in overall composition
Where to buy
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