This one's a proper old-school barbershop scent, the kind your grandad perhaps once wore. While some find it deeply comforting in its nostalgic soapiness, others can't shake off the 'grandpa smell' or even, dare I say, mosquito repellent vibes. Approach with caution, or with a penchant for vintage charm.

Don't let the name fool you - this isn't a basic, run-of-the-mill freshie. Perfumer H's Cucumber is a sophisticated, understated take on green freshness, lauded for its sheer cleverness and natural texture. It's a quiet whisper, not a shout, making it incredibly versatile, yet perhaps overlooked.