This one's a wild ride. Olympic Orchids Blackbird is a polarising beast, blending photorealistic, tart blackberries with deep forest resins. It's either an evocative, natural masterpiece or a medicinal cough syrup nightmare, depending on your skin and nose. Definitely not a blind buy.

If Tom Ford's Tuscan Leather is the alpha, Leather Oudh is its approachable, more affable cousin. It's a crowd-pleaser that gives you that much-coveted dark, juicy-leather vibe without breaking the bank or overwhelming the room. A fantastic value proposition for a robust, long-lasting scent.