This one's a wild card, isn't it? Commodity Paper- is the 'your skin but better' scent that sparks both adoration and utter confusion. Some find it a clean, comforting embrace, others pick up straight-up hand sanitiser or the sterile zing of a fresh printer ream. If you're anosmic to Iso E Super, you'll be missing the party.

Bois Noir is a divisive, woody beast - a sophisticated autumn walk in a bottle for some, an acrid, headache-inducing pencil shaving for others. Try before you buy, but if the dark woods speak to you, it's a stellar, unique choice.