This one's a proper wild card. Some reckon it's a boozy mess, straight-up rubbing alcohol that never evolves. Others are raving about a sophisticated vanilla-coconut dream with beast-mode performance after a good sit. If you're up for a gamble and a bit of maceration therapy, you might just find your new obsession, but don't say we didn't warn you about the initial sniff.

Born to Standout's Dirty Milk is a scent that lives up to its name, generating a truly polarising response. While some find it an addictive, sophisticated gourmand, others get a pungent 'spoiled milk' or 'old smoker's flat' vibe. Definitely don't blind buy; test on skin.