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Honey I Washed The Kids

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Lush Honey I Washed The Kids is an Eau de Parfum. Honey I Washed The Kids settles into a heart of Toffee, Bergamot, Orange, and Vanilla. Lush's Honey I Washed The Kids carries a Statement verdict, a sweet-led wear.

A properly divisive one, this. Some reckon it's a mouthwatering honey-caramel dream, others call it sickly sweet with a 'sour puke' edge and an overpowering citrus clash. Definitely one to sniff before you commit.
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  • Cozy
  • Warm
  • Bold
  • Playful
  • Energetic
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Honey I Washed The Kids Eau de Parfum bottle

Scent Profile

Composition

Timeline

Showing: Overall Blend

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Performance & Mood

Performance

Longevity
Moderate (4-6h)
Projection
Moderate
Intensity
Moderate

Mood

Mood Energising
Calming
Character Playful
Serious
Sentiment Uplifting
Brooding

When To Wear

Best Seasons

Best For:
Fall Winter
Also Works:
Spring Summer

Versatile across every season - no clear seasonal preference from wearers.

Best Occasions

Best For:
Casual
Also Works:
Date

This is a powerhouse, often described as 'atomic' in projection, making it too strong for an office. Its sweet, gourmand profile and impressive longevity make it perfect for casual outings or a cozy date, but it's far too playful and intense for formal settings or sport.

Ingredients and allergens

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Ethics and formulation

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About

Honey I Washed The Kids opens with a punch of syrupy sweet toffee and rich caramel, dripping with golden honey. A sudden zest of bergamot and orange cuts through the gourmand sweetness, offering a tangy, almost sharp counterpoint. As it settles, creamy vanilla softens the edges, leading to a lingering, buttery warmth that some find comforting and others, well, a bit too much.

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