NOYZ 2024 EDP

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Sh**ty Day

by Jérôme Epinette

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NOYZ Sh**ty Day is an Eau de Parfum launched in 2024, created by Jérôme Epinette. Sh**ty Day opens with Coconut Water, Bergamot, and Eucalyptus, settles into a heart of Salt, Violet, Lavender, and Fig, and dries down to a base of Amber, Cedar, and Tonka Bean. NOYZ's Sh**ty Day carries a Statement verdict, a fresh-led wear.

Divisive and unique, this scent sparks strong reactions, from 'rancid' to 'intoxicating'. If you like salty, earthy fig, it might be your next obsession, otherwise, approach with caution.
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  • Fresh
  • Clean
  • Calm
  • Cozy
  • Uplifting
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Sh**ty Day Eau de Parfum bottle

Scent Profile

Composition

Timeline

Showing: Overall Blend

Top, heart and base are the brand's own listing, not a timing claim - the industry classifies a note by its character as much as by how fast it fades. Each curve here is modelled from that material's own volatility, so groups can overlap when a house lists long-lasting materials in its heart.

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Performance & Mood

Performance

Longevity
Moderate (4-6h)
Projection
Moderate
Intensity
Moderate

Mood

Mood Energising
Calming
Character Playful
Serious
Sentiment Uplifting
Brooding

When To Wear

Best Seasons

Best For:
Spring Summer Fall

A warm-weather pick - at its best in spring and summer.

Best Occasions

Best For:
Casual
Also Works:
Office Sport

Its moderate longevity and sillage make it suitable for casual wear and even the office, as it's not overpowering. The fresh and clean profile, often described as 'spa-like,' lends itself well to daytime and relaxing settings.

Ingredients and allergens

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Ethics and formulation

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About

Imagine a cool, earthy embrace with Sh**ty Day. It opens with a bracing splash of eucalyptus and a hint of bergamot, quickly joined by the creamy, green sweetness of fig and a distinct marine saltiness. As it settles, a clean, almost spa-like blend of violet and lavender emerges, underscored by warm cedar and amber, creating a serene, woody skin scent that's both comforting and fresh.

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