This one's a fleeting ray of sunshine. Nearly everyone loves the scent itself - crisp, clean, and perfectly calibrated for heat - but its blink-and-you'll-miss-it longevity is the ultimate heartbreaker. Prepare to reapply often, and perhaps avoid if you have sensitive skin.

This one's a divisive trip down memory lane. If you fancy smelling like old money, a vintage armchair, or your nan's Chanel No. 5, then Millesime 1849 is your jam. For the rest of us, it's a hard pass.