Diesel Bad is a classic love-it-or-hate-it scent. Half the internet thinks it's a generic, headache-inducing mess, but its devoted fans say it's an underrated, compliment-getting monster akin to Invictus, but with a grown-up twist. Undeniably mass-appealing, but certainly not for everyone.

Water Definite follows Armani's Acqua di Gio Absolu, the warmer, ambery take on the marine icon. The sea-note-and-bergamot opening over a tonka-labdanum base reads recognisably, though the dupe flattens the amber depth and fades faster - a versatile fresh-warm hybrid for cooler days.