Bal à Versailles is properly divisive, a love-it-or-hate-it affair that’s not for the faint of heart. Original formulations, adored by Michael Jackson, are hailed as masterpieces - rich, complex, and seductively ‘naughty’. But be warned, modern versions might leave you longing for that vintage magic, or worse, with just a whiff of talcum powder or cat pee.

Elle is a real head-scratcher; a beautifully blended enigma that smells like red berries despite not having them listed. If you want a smooth, plush, fruity-amber with serious longevity, prepare to open your wallet. It's a gorgeous scent, but many find it overpriced for what it is.