Don't let the eye-rolling name distract you: this is a fluffy, sweet gourmand that's divisive enough to inspire impassioned declarations of love or outright disgust. If you're a gourmand fan, it's worth a sniff, but sample first - it's not a blind buy.

This one's a proper divisive scent. Some reckon it's a high-quality, modernised throwback to 90s masculine fragrances, while others find it screechy, cheap, and utterly generic. Expect compliments if it works for you, but be warned: it might just smell like cleaning products to someone else.