A divisive beast of a fragrance. Some swear by its unique caramel-cacao warmth for nights out, but others find its intense sweetness and pronounced ginger-ginseng opening a bit much, veering into 'old man' territory or even 'Chinese herbal medicine'. Try before you buy.

King of Disorder chases Lush Lord of Misrule's cult patchouli-and-vanilla signature. It nails the dirty-sweet, peppery character on a budget, though it renders flatter and less incense-like, missing some of the lavish complexity that makes the original so hypnotic.