Rose Noir is a divisive one. There's a brilliant, moody rose and moss core for some, while for others, it's a sour, fleeting mess. Not a safe blind buy, so sample before committing - your chemistry may vary wildly.

If you're stuck in the past, dreaming of the early 2000s and can't quite escape Acqua di Gio, this is your jam. A truly affordable aquatic-fruity throwback, widely considered a genuine hidden gem from a simpler time. Don't expect groundbreaking complexity, but do expect smiles.