This isn't just a scent; it's a declaration. Cuoium is a polarising masterpiece: some find it an unwearable atrocity, a rank explosion of barnyard and ashtray, while others hail it as the ultimate animalic leather. It's potent, daring, and absolutely not for the faint-hearted. If you want a fragrance that smells like a wild animal in a biker jacket, then this is for you.

This one's a proper love-it-or-hate-it affair, polarizing opinions between 'masterpiece' and 'old-fashioned mess'. You'll either adore its complex, classic charm or find it too dated; there's no middle ground here.