Tom Ford Patchouli Absolu is a divisive beast: some hail it as the ultimate patchouli masterpiece, claiming it's a deep, earthy, nuclear powerhouse. Others find it harsh, outdated, and frankly, a bit of a stank. It's not for the faint-hearted, but for those who love their patchouli 'dirty' and potent, this one's a cult classic, if you can find it.

If you're after a bold, long-lasting leather with serious swagger, this one's a contender. It's an absolute beast in performance, but be warned, that initial clove hit will either grab you or make you run for the hills.